Saturday, November 5, 2016

FRANKLIN LOCKS SW FLORIDA & U TURNS




Boating weather report for the day:  bays mild to moderate chop – gulf 1-3 foot waves with winds gust up to 20mph.  No problem, just head up the Caloosahatchee River through the Franklin Locks and I can almost guarantee you smooth waters are ahead.  In fact once you pass the power plant before you even get close to the Franklin Locks you can pretty much plan, your cruise will be smooth.  Chances are you may not see dolphins, although a manatee sighting is very possible.  You will find a very quiet peaceful setting of farms and upscale river houses. 



 Another plus is the water depths range 22-30 foot deep and there is no speed limit once you get past the power plant for the most part.  Feeling that need for speed now is the time to push that throttle all the way down and see what she’s got!  Plenty of open uncrowded waterway so feel free to do a few donuts because unless some huge cabin cruiser comes through… that is about as wavy as it gets.  In fact; if you’re a skier now is the time to break out that ski for miles of untainted waters. 



 I wish I could say I have been skiing on the Caloosa but my hubby thinks I will become gator bait (truth be told, I have seen people skiing and tubing up river).  From Fort Myers Yacht Basin it is about a 30” ride (during manatee season add 15-20”) to the Franklin Locks.
Navigating the Franklin Locks is easy even for “rookies” like us (to the SW Florida waterways).  When approaching the locks things to prepare for before you call them on channel 13:
  •  Hang your buoys out on whatever side you want grab the ropes on (normally they do not care).
  •  We like the port side because the driver is out of the way (on our boat the steering wheel is on the right).
  •  Learning curve…put out 4 buoys.  The first time we went through the locks we used 2 buoys.  There is a current inside of the locks and our boat swung over at an angle that the back buoy hit the wall and it threw the buoy on the back swim deck. If Dan had not caught the boat we would have encountered some real nasty scratches on a brand new Splendor!  I am so glad he was paying attention. The walls of the locks are solid cement.
  • Now that you have secured the buoys call the Franklin Locks and ask permission to enter.  When the light turns green enter no wake speed.  Carefully make your way to whatever side you hung the buoys, slow is the key.  Go fast enough to have some control due to the current but slow enough that you do not smash your boat into the wall while you attempt to grab the ropes.  If it is just Dan and I in the boat; I drive and Dan catches a rope to secure our boat along the wall. 
  •  Typically it takes us about 15” to get through the locks.
  •  Now that your boat is secure take some pictures and chit chat about the beautiful sunny weather.
  •  Warning, be sure you are back to the locks by 4:15pm or you will be stuck on the other side calling a friend to pick you up.





U TURNS:

               U TURNS ARE LEGAL IN Florida unless it is posted…at stoplights of busy intersections they are legal unless posted otherwise!!


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I absolutely love cruising our river!  There is so much undiscovered adventure out there.  However as much as I love the Caloosa, there is another river that truly holds my heart captive.  Imagine this:

Ezekiel 47New International Version (NIV)
The River From the Temple
47 The man brought me back to the entrance to the temple, and I saw water coming out from under the threshold of the temple toward the east (for the temple faced east). The water was coming down from under the south side of the temple, south of the altar. He then brought me out through the north gate and led me around the outside to the outer gate facing east, and the water was trickling from the south side.
As the man went eastward with a measuring line in his hand, he measured off a thousand cubits[a] and then led me through water that was ankle-deep. He measured off another thousand cubits and led me through water that was knee-deep. He measured off another thousand and led me through water that was up to the waist. He measured off another thousand, but now it was a river that I could not cross, because the water had risen and was deep enough to swim in—a river that no one could cross. He asked me, “Son of man, do you see this?”
Then he led me back to the bank of the river. When I arrived there, I saw a great number of trees on each side of the river. He said to me, “This water flows toward the eastern region and goes down into the Arabah,[b] where it enters the Dead Sea. When it empties into the sea, the salty water there becomes fresh. Swarms of living creatures will live wherever the river flows. There will be large numbers of fish, because this water flows there and makes the salt water fresh; so where the river flows everything will live.10 Fishermen will stand along the shore; from En Gedi to En Eglaim there will be places for spreading nets. The fish will be of many kinds—like the fish of the Mediterranean Sea.11 But the swamps and marshes will not become fresh; they will be left for salt. 12 Fruit trees of all kinds will grow on both banks of the river. Their leaves will not wither, nor will their fruit fail. Every month they will bear fruit, because the water from the sanctuary flows to them. Their fruit will serve for food and their leaves for healing.”



Saturday, October 15, 2016

TAX COLLECTOR - SOCIAL SECURITY and ICE CREAM

Raspberry Cheesecake Dipped in Chocolate

If you are a “northerner” the Tax Collector is known as the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicle).  There is a real good reason Florida calls it the “tax collector” because they collect every tax you can think of at this place, all under one roof.  Think of it as one stop shopping.


·       Driver license
·       Vehicle and vessel registration
·       Property taxes
·       Hunting and fishing license
·       Business taxes
·       CWL

You are going to need more than just your piggy bank


if you are planning on becoming a Florida resident.  Check out the county website and you will find all the required documents that you need to have with you when you register your vehicles and apply for your driver’s license.  One thing they fail to tell you…you must have with you every vehicle you own and plan to register with you at the tax collector.  They will physically walk out the door and look at the VIN of your car.  So if you have more than one vehicle, be prepared to get all of them there or you will be making more than one trip (we had to leave and come back with both vehicles).  To make a long story short our final bill was just shy of $1000.00!  The good news is they give you a driver’s license that does not expire for nine years (a scary thought in some cases).  You can also pay for two years on your plates.  Florida does not have state income tax (yeah) so I guess they must collect your money somehow.  Romans 13: 6-7 does say; This is why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God’s servants, who give their full time to governing.  Give everything what you owe him:  If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue then revenue:  if respect, then respect; if honor then honor.  Jesus also said; “Give to Caesar what is Caesar’s, and to God what is God’s. (Matthew 22: 15-22). 

ICE CREAM

Now that you made it past the tax collector what better way to swallow that bitter pill then with ICE CREAM!!

Right on Bayshore between the “2”- 41’s is the best ice cream, at the best price; Twistee Treat!  Two double dipped cones covered in chocolate for $7.06. We all scream for ice cream.  They have countless flavors to choose from including soft and hard ice cream.  I had a raspberry cheesecake dipped in chocolate, YUM!

  


IN REGARDS TO SOCIAL SECURITY

We were given some good advice and I am so thankful we listened.  Make an appointment before you go.  Because if you think the lines are long at the DMV…pulling into the parking lot at Social Security we were fortunate to find one spot way out yonder in the back.  When we walked through the door there were a minimum of one hundred people maybe more.  Head straight to the registration station and sign in.  Turn up your hearing aid because you may just miss your name and number being called.  We made a 9:30am appointment and to our surprise they were on time and it took less than thirty minutes for Dan to sign up for social security.  The gentleman who helped us was very knowledgeable and polite.  He answered all of our questions.


Now for the rest of the story, get out and enjoy some of that Florida sunshine and follow it up by an evening out in beautiful downtown Fort Myers for a most romantic sunset.  Life is good…livin the salt life…






Tuesday, October 4, 2016

GOOD BYE MICHIGAN - HELLO SUMMER 24x7

August of 2015 we sold our beautiful lake front home in Plainwell, MI. 



Living on adrenaline is what I would say transpired over the next eight weeks.  We accepted an offer on our house and the buyers wanted to close within seven days and that is exactly what happened.  Fortunately we were smart enough to ask for thirty days to move out.  So how does one rid themselves of thirty seven years of stuff in order to move across the country?  Well some stuff was sold, however the bulk of it was given away.  Not knowing what size our next home would be we decided; if it did not fit in an 8X8X16 foot pod we were not taking it.  So we handed the keys over to the new owners on September 2nd went to our daughters for the night and headed out via plane on September 3rd to find our new home and start…living the salt life.

I thought I had done my homework over the last few years knowing this was the adventure we were aiming for; but as Gomer Pile would say; surprise, surprise, surprise!!
Dan wanted a house and I wanted a condo and with that in mind we looked at both options.

~LEARNING CURVE~


  • ·       If you are thinking condo and you have a furry friend you have just cut out about 85% of the available condos in your price range.  We decided we could not possible part with Teak so I did not succumb to temptation and even peek at condos where pets were the forbidden “fruit”.
  • ·       If you are looking for a condo all HOA’s are not alike and be sure you check out how much money they have in their reserves or you be surprised when special assessments hit your door or they raise your HOA fees.
  • ·       If SW Florida is your chosen destination…living in Cape Coral is going to cost you $2.00 to cross the bridge every time you go home (leaving home you have a get out of jail free card).  By the way no one we encounter during our real estate search bother to tell us that.
  • ·       If you are a boater and you buy on one of those wonderful channels…to get out to the Calossahatchee and the gulf you may have locks to go through.  By the way no one we encounter during our real estate search bother to tell us that.
  • ·       Living on Sanibel Island and crossing over the bridge will cost you $6.00 every time you want to go home (leaving home you have a get out of jail free card).  By the way no one we encounter during our real estate search bother to tell us that either.


Thankfully the Lord had our back and we did not buy in either of those locations even though we looked at several properties for sell in Cape Coral. 


  • ·       If you are a northern and you heard cost of living is cheaper in Florida, anywhere near the coast it is much higher.  So, be prepared grocery shopping will send shock waves though you as well as dining out.  Fear not I have found some good dining out secrets I will share soon.
Twin Full Lobster with fries & coleslaw $19.00
FleeMasters Flee Market Fort Myers
Coupon BO/O 50% off
Parrot Key Fort Myers Beach




I really am not a Debbie Downer and we love our new Floridian lifestyle; hang tight cause awesome adventures are soon to be shared.





Proverbs 24:3  By wisdom a house is built, and through understanding it is established; through knowledge its rooms are filled with rare and beautiful treasures.

LIVING THE SALT LIFE

I have had some encouragement from others to share our adventures of "living the salt life".  We moved to SW Florida to call it home one year ago.  It truly has been a great adventure.

I have not blogged in a long time but I am beginning to believe now is the time to pick up where I left off , with a twist...the salt life.

More to come in a few days!!